Wednesday, May 4, 2011

Here's something else I don't get


















What.

The hell.

Is so hilarious about salad?




Oxycodone: now available in ranch dressing bottles.




Photos courtesy of The Hairpin


37 comments:

  1. ummm....
    It spose to make you giggle 'n'giggle inside and feel all wow! like LOL...
    I know shut up already! Right dont know but that just sounded so cool so thats what i said K???

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  2. @ MadCow - Let me guess, your mouth is full of salad?

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  3. They have all just pulled a cone x love it

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  4. It's the salad dressing.

    Thank you. I'm here all week.

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  5. cucumbers have always made me laugh. but there's nothing funny about alfalfa sprouts.

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  6. It's not the salad dressing. It's the LSD croutons.

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  7. Hahaha I want some if it's that good

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  8. "they call this food????? HAHAHAHAHA ha. Now what's for dinner really?"

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  9. @ Becci - ah, I think you're onto something. It's clearly delirium caused by prolonged hunger.

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  10. No wonder ranch is my favourite...

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  11. A very good point you make! Salad has never once had this effect on me - and I've enjoy a lettuce leaf or two!

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  12. Maybe Im just eating the wrong salads. Leafy green shit just makes me want to cry!

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  13. Yhey're delirious because they've reached their goal weight and are FINALLY ALLOWED TO EAT SOMETHING!!

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  14. I don't get salad's either. Everything either tastes of water (i.e. nothing) or tastes vaguely peppery. I'm a herbivore - not a slug!

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  15. The laughing is because the photographer doesn't know it, but once he's taken the shot, she's already decided to throw the salad at him as a distraction and make a run for the crew's buffet board...

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  16. It's the photographer. He is hung like a Donkey.

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  17. Hmmm...I probably meant - like a Chipmunk.

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  18. I won't have a bad word said about salad - it makes a wonderful garnish. Personally I do find cucumber amusing though

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  19. Giggle giggle giggle! (tosses head back in delight)!

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  20. I never get that excited about salad. Perhaps you're correct in thinking their ranch is laced with something.

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  21. that isn't salad dressing they are sniffing. it is the fact that they are going to have a great bowel movement! one of "I am so happy I could Sh*t!"
    nice huh?

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  22. They are clearly laughing at the idea that they should somehow be feeling satisfied after crunching their way through two leaves and a cherry tomato. Now wonder the poor dears are so skinny.

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  23. Congratulations!

    Just letting you know that I’m awarding you with the Versatile Blogger Award.

    You can read more about it here:
    http://prettysmilesnmakeup.blogspot.com/2011/05/versatile-blogger-award.html

    I’m also passing the rules for accepting this award:

    * Thank the person who gave you the award and link back to their site in your original post.
    * Tell us seven things about yourself.
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  25. @ Pretty Smiles - thanks for the award. :)

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  26. I love my salads, I truly do, but somehow I'm guessing not as much as others...

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  27. Where can I find this Oxycontin in a dressing? Please email me stores it's available in Australia.Perhaps we can have a side of Serapax sprinkles..hmmm.Once again Kristin you have bought a smile to my face.Lots of Love Belinda.

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  28. It's not happiness, the word is smug. I am young and beautiful and thin, okay so i'm hungry, but i'm still thin, therefore i'm smug.

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  29. they look like the babies on the huggies ad that can't stop giggling hysterically - never met a baby like this (and never met a woman who like salad *that* much!!)
    have a great mother's day Kristin
    xxxCate

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  30. There is actually a category in a stock photo site that says: women who laugh while eating salad.
    Clearly you have found it.
    Quite frankly I think they've been drinking at lunch time, and if you're only eating salad, you know it's going straight to your head ...

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  31. it's not as messy as a burger?

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