Sunday, June 23, 2013

Things I found in my bra this week







It's been a long time since we've looked in my bra, hasn't it?

Let's see what I've found recently.

  • Popcorn
  • A baby carrot
  • Spilled coffee (extra bold)
  • A supermoon
  • God
  • Three kittens adopted out
  • Two more on the way
  • My bathroom, gloriously free of a litter box
  • Five kitten-shaped holes in my heart


Things I would like to find in my bra next week:
  • Jellybeans
  • More sleep
  • Colin Firth (still waiting)


And what about you and you bra? Do tell...





18 comments:

  1. Just boobs in mine. I feel like I'm missing out.

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    1. You need a bigger bra. Just sayin'...

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    2. Just boobs are fine. Speaking as a man...

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  2. Like Toni, I have only found my girls in there - oh, and a used tissue or two !!
    Have the best week !
    Me

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  3. My worst after itching pet hair is chocolate morsels. You'd think that was a good one to enjoy later, but not if you find them melted to the inside of your bra. :/

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    1. You know what? That happened to me JUST last week. Kid you not!

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  4. Crumbs. Always with the crumbs! You'd think I'd hear them echoing around down there in my ample bosom but I always notice the scratchy itch too late and by then I'm usually in a public place or my work place and it would be inappropriate for me to go foraging around down there. Not that occasionally I don't care and just go for it. Viva la revolution!

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    1. I usually empty mine out when I take it off at night.

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  5. What bra? ......(he.he)

    My friend's German grandmother keeps all her money in her bra!

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    1. Probably safe there, but I'd hate to be rooting around for change at the checkout.

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  6. Hee hee! I've been known to keep money in my bra too! And boobs of course ...

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  7. I need to get me a bra. They appear to be cornucopias of delight...

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    1. I can make some recommendations, Steve. Just let me know what you're priorities are -- lift, support, full coverage?

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  8. I found an olive the other night but I would rather fancy finding Paul Walker ;) x

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    1. I had to google Paul Walker (but I'm glad I did). An olive...that's awesome.

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  9. Ok, I have a problem with kittens in my bra. They have claws! And in general, kittens haven't learned to retract them yet, so if I'm gonna find a kitten in my bra, I better darn well be wearing a second bra underneath it, and a shirt, a thick protective shirt. And it's July, it's way to hot for that!

    I think the only thing I've found in my bra lately were dried up bits of scrambled eggs. But hey, at least I had breakfast.

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